25. Corky Romano (2001)
This movie lacks originality, imagination, creativity, fun, and good dialogue.
In fact, the movie is entirely lacking and unnecessarily dumb.
24. Kazaam (1996)
Shaquille O’Neal plays a genie trapped in a boombox because, apparently, a lamp
his size has not been invented yet. After enduring the lame plot and visuals,
the filmmakers decide to torture your ears too—you’re forced to hear Shaq rap.
23. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
(2002)
Someone tell me what were they thinking with this one? It has such a lame
script.
22. Cheaper By the Dozen 2
(2005)
Why did they have to ruin a good movie by making a sequel? This movie was just
too crowded.
21. Rocky 5 (1990)
So, our hero is broke? What else is new? Then, he gets involved in a
predictable street fight that we all knew he was going to win.
20. Big Momma’s House: Like
Father, Like Son (2011)
While watching this mess, I just kept asking myself, “Why? Why? Why? Why are
they doing this to me?”
19. The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
I loved The Whole Nine Yards. But here, the creators thought, “Let’s
just add some random bits, remove reason and common sense, and call it a
sequel.”
18. Batman and Robin (1997)
I’m begging you, don’t watch this movie if you haven’t already.
17. Son of the Mask (2005)
What even was this?
16. Raw Deal (1986)
I still remember the trailer: “Nobody gives Arnold Schwarzenegger a raw deal.”
Yeah, right.
15. The Adventures of Pluto
Nash (2002)
You spend the entire time watching this movie searching for a reason to
continue.
15. Meet Dave (2008)
Tied at number 15, these movies go well together, don’t you think? Eddie Murphy
at his worst.
14. Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
I have no comments.
13. Because I Said So (2007)
“Because you said so” is not a reason.
12. Half Past Dead (2002)
There’s more to life than this.
11. Showgirls (1995)
After all the nudity and sex, what’s left? Nothing. Yet somehow, this movie has
a huge cult following.
10. Grease 2 (1982)
Why wreck a classic?
9. Johnson Family Vacation
(2004)
I can’t believe I watched this. Bow Wow? Seriously?
8. Gigli (2003)
Not only was it a box-office bomb, but it also manages to keep getting worse
scene after scene. Just when you think it can’t, it does.
7. Daredevil (2003)
I have nothing to say.
6. Miss March (2009)
The only good thing in this movie is the rapper’s ridiculous name: “Horse
Dick.mpeg.”
5. In the Name of the King: A
Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)
This movie is a blatant Lord of the Rings rip-off with a storyline so
nonsensical that it doesn’t explain why most things are happening.
4. Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Why was this made?
3. Code Name: The Cleaner
(2007)
Stupid film.
2. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
(1997)
It feels like the makers had some leftover budget and decided to throw random
things together for this disaster.
1. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(2003)
This movie is as absurd as the “game” they play in it.
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My absolutely worst film of all time was this disgusting movie that was supposed to be scary but it just kept annoying me.I didnt catch the name of the movie[thank God!] but i recall that it was a collection of short stories.In one this lady was living virtually eternally by refrigerating heer whole apartment and she drugged a reporter who came to question her.
ReplyDeleteUtter rubbish!
Miss March? Never heard of it but it doesnt seem dat bad. At least the rapper's name 'Horse dick.mpeg' made me blurt out and laff. Shldnt be so high up in d list. The rest of the movies were spot on
dont know that movie you talked about.
ReplyDeletemiss march, was a stupid movie i have to say so
even Horse Dick.mpeg, couldnt save it
God, i love this list
ReplyDeleteBasic Instinct 2! Hahaha. This movie was canceled and then Stone sued the producers. I don't remember how many years after negotiating the movie was done. So, now you can image, what a bs* was the result!
ReplyDeletelol!!!
ReplyDeletethe movie was just a waste of time, i regret even seeing the preview
hahahaha..@puskow!!!..that nyt..i cldnt sleep alone nt only due to the uneccesary horror and gory parts of the film but largely due to d stupidity and fustration of the director and whoever had a hand in the movie!!!
ReplyDelete@tosin..i tot the jonsons family vac was meant to be comeday esp wit d devil worshiper gurl..lool..wel that was wat i saw in d preview anyway
and as fr grease2..WTH!!..its just like sayn SOund of MUSIC 2.or a walk to remember2 ridiculos ppl..they mk lots of money and they think they can rip us off with a part 2???..SHAme on them!!
Well Johnsons Vaction, still stands as one of the movies that i know the preview is all u need to see.
ReplyDeleteI rember Grease 2 i was young and i thought it was going to be that good {SIKE}, it was so out of place...i just...i just
None of these movies have anything on Time of The Apes. You want to see a shitty movie watch this one. The story is basically a Japanese rip off of Planet of the Apes involving a nurse, some kid and a fierce mountain man named Goku or something like that. And for some reason there's flying saucers as well
ReplyDelete@ Wolfx1vp, any movie rip off is going to be crap, I dnt av to see this Time of the Apes to believe you.
ReplyDeleteI just wonder why studios do this to us viewers making crappy rip offs just to make a buck