CHiPs (2017)
3/10
Starring
Dax Shephard
Michael Pena
Directed by Dax Shephard
The Box office bomb CHiPs is a
movie thought will not be that bad, as I was expecting too much from a Dax Shephard
written, directed and starring film. The movie has nothing good to right about
and the events in the movie from the ridiculous back story of the characters to
the over nagging desire of the movie to be more stupid than it already was, is
sad to watch.
There was no much need for the
movie to try and be dumber than what it has already packaged for the viewer to
see, which is a useless bonding between two cops.
Buddy Cop movies are supposed to
be the thrill of two officers who are seeing things from different angles (Lethal
Weapon and Rush Hour
are the best example of that), but when you put together two of the most
foolish cops in a buddy cop movie, don’t be surprised it will bomb.
Based on a 1977 series of the
same name, the movie plot kicks off with introductions to the two men who will
be partnered together.
We have Jon Baker (Dax Shephard),
who was a former motor bike champion with numerous trophies and accidents with
have resulted in huge amount of surgeries to keep him standing. Jon is a
complete naïve moron.
He decided to join the Cops
because he ex-wife’s father used to be a cop and he hopes she will find him
attractive because he is in a uniform.
All this does not play out well
for him, when he is unable to do well in the pre-exam as the only thing he can
do is ride a bike. He was assimilated into the CHP on probation.
On the other side of the rail we
have an FBI agent (Michael Pena) who is undercover in the CHP to find out who
in the CHP is committing robberies and is responsible for the death of a
Helicopter co-pilot. His undercover name is Frank Poncherello.
You will expect Frank to be all
soldier up and Jon to be the buffoon, but Frank is a sex addict and will hit on
anything that walks. Add to that he is over the top annoying and not in a good
way, in the stupid way.
Both are paired together with
Frank working the case and Jon trying to do well so he can scale over the
probation.
The movie should have been left
in the works and not even bothered to have been made, as the scripting needs
more work and the casting was a big problem.
Everyone seems to be in a role
not suitable for them no matter how much they tried to make it work, the lines
in the movie and Frank’s personality were way too much for any movie.
I think the movie would have done
well, if the Frank character was a known actor and his movie persona was
changed to a more boy scout cop, like the other buddy cop movies do.
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