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Nine Lives (2016)



Nine Lives (2016)



5/10



Starring
Kevin Spacey
Jennifer Garner


Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld


Lots of movies get bad reviews for not being original or just being downright too predictable. Nine Lives fits into that category, but to be honest, I watched the movie and was laughing all the way through.

The storyline in the movie was crap—no doubt about that. Even a kindergartener could come up with something better. You can call me gullible or lacking good taste, but on a Saturday evening, wondering what to watch and deciding to settle for this wasn’t a bad idea, nor was it a regrettable one.

The movie is, as I said, predictable to the last scene. Nothing new here, folks, and the acting and CGI could have been far better. But I liked it. Maybe I have daddy issues?

Well, back to the movie. Christopher Walken, who happens to be one of my favorite actors, plays a cat whisperer in this movie. We also have Kevin Spacey in the lead role along with Jennifer Garner, so the movie didn’t lack talent. The movie didn’t waste time showcasing its cheesiness, and from the moment it starts, you’ll know you’re in for a B-movie with A-list actors.


It was critically panned for very good reasons because, honestly, the movie is total nonsense. If you’re a cat lover, I’d strongly advise against seeing this movie.
The director wasn’t interested in even trying to make the story presentable. He probably read the script and decided to let the movie go as it wanted. The writers—I don’t even want to believe people were paid for this movie because it cost $30 million to make (not including marketing). From the way the crappy story went, I want to believe more than half of that went into paying the actors. At the box-office, the movie brought in $44 million, making it a loss for the production company.

The movie plot follows a highly focused dad (Kevin Spacey) who puts his family last and his business first. On his child’s birthday, after missing numerous birthdays, he decides to get her what she wants—a cat. He goes to a cat shop and buys her one. On his way home, he stops by the office. An accident occurs, and when he wakes up, he’s a cat, and his body is in a coma. The man (Christopher Walken) he bought the cat from informs him that he must be good to his family if he wants to get his body back.

I don’t worry for any of the actors because I don’t expect anyone to go see this movie. Even though I saw it and found it funny, I can’t, in good conscience, tell anyone to spend their hard-earned money to see this movie with their family.



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