Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)
4/10Starring
Ellie Kemper
Rob Delaney
Archie Yates
Aisling Bea
Directed by Dan Mazer
The best way to approach this
movie is with an open mind. There’s no way it’s anywhere near as entertaining
as the 1990s
John Hughes Home Alone, but it gets some points for attempting
something new. The problem is that the attempt is so lacking in entertainment
that it feels like there was no point in trying at all.
Acting-wise, the adults in this
movie seem determined to make it the next go-to Christmas film. The new child
actor stepping into this movie’s version of Kevin
McCallister is Archie Yates, who plays Max Mercer, a kid left behind by
his mother, Carol (Aisling Bea).
The setup for leaving Max behind
is similar to what we know from the original: the family, joined by their
extended relatives, plans a group getaway. But here’s where the movie
completely lost me—the sheer negligence of Carol should honestly be a crime in
all countries.
In the original, Kevin is left
behind because he was being a pain and was sent to sleep in the attic. The next
morning, one of his cousins is tasked with counting the kids and mistakenly
counts a neighbor kid as Kevin, making everyone think all the kids are
accounted for.
In this version, Carol flies to
Japan without even telling Max, let alone leaving a message for her husband.
Then her husband also flies to Japan, leaving Max behind. This is pure
negligence from both parents.
As the movie begins, we meet a
financially struggling couple, Jeff and Pam McKenzie (played by Rob Delaney and
Ellie Kemper). Carol takes Max to their house during an open house showing so
he can use the toilet. It’s here that Max and Jeff meet. Max spots a doll he
likes, but Jeff, noticing Max’s interest, firmly tells him the doll isn’t for
sale or for him to touch.
Later, Jeff checks the doll’s
value online and discovers it’s worth over $200,000—a sum that could save them
from their financial troubles. However, when Jeff goes to retrieve the doll,
it’s missing, and he immediately suspects that Max took it.
Jeff traces Max to his home,
notices the family leaving for their trip, and decides to return with Pam when
the house is empty. When they do, Max, thinking they’ve come to kidnap him,
decides to protect his home.
As I mentioned earlier, the movie
takes a new spin on the Home Alone formula, but it just isn’t funny. Worse, the
pranks feel more mean-spirited than the original’s chaotic charm. There’s one
part where Jeff wakes up with a VR headset on his face. That prank was
heartbreaking—it pushed believability too far. I’ve heard of people losing
their glasses on their heads, but not realizing you’ve got a VR headset
strapped to your face? Come on.
You can catch this movie on Disney+, but personally, I don’t plan on watching it again anytime soon.
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