If there were no
more movies on this earth and this happened to be the last movie ever made, I
still wouldn’t re-watch it. In fact, if this were the last movie ever made, I’d
feel sorry for mankind. What a load of crap. The movie is like watching a man’s
heart monitor 10 seconds before he dies. It starts, and 10 seconds in, it
flatlines and stays that way until the screen goes black.
My biggest issue
with this movie is writing the review after seeing it. There’s nothing to
say—the movie is just bad. It stands as an example of how not to make
a comedy. To be honest, except for the girls, everyone else in this movie will
really need a good comeback.
Director Anne
Fletcher should stick to choreography—at least there, I know she can deliver.
But when it comes to movie directing, she needs to brush up. The producers, on
the other hand, blew it. They had Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara in their
hands. All they had to do was come up with a decent script, and people would’ve
been sold. The script didn’t need to be a masterpiece—just good—and it would’ve
worked. Such a simple task, and they couldn’t pull it off.
When the credits
rolled and I saw the mistakes the pair made during filming, the only thing I
could say was, “Wow!”
I couldn’t believe a movie with these two stars could suck this much. Even if
this were a B-movie, it would still be horrible. The plot is no good, the lines
aren’t funny, and the scenes are so over-the-top silly and stupid that you’ll
watch this movie in sheer amazement.
I read online
that the pair were good, and the movie was bad, but I beg to differ. The pair
was bad, and the movie was worse. There’s no memorable moment in the movie, and
the ending, which was supposed to be the twist to bring home a powerful
conclusion, ended up being lame and a total waste of film reel.
The movie’s plot
follows Officer Rose Cooper (Reese Witherspoon), who is tasked with escorting a
federal witness, Daniella Riva (Sofia Vergara), to Texas so she can testify
against a known drug lord.
The movie is about their journey and how corrupt cops and others try to kill them and stop them from reaching Texas.
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