Halloween Ends (2022)
2/10
Starring
Jamie Lee Curtis
Andi Matichak
Rohan Campbell
Will Patton
Directed by David Gordon Green
I watched this
movie and had one question: why was it written like this?
Of all the ways
I thought this movie could go, I have to give the writer and director some
respect—this was not the path I expected. So, Michael Myers can somehow detect
another soul (Corey) with a similar taste for murder. It just so happens that
this person is in a relationship with Laurie’s granddaughter. Wow. What a
strange coincidence, the kind that only happens in Hollywood. Myers and Corey
team up for their own killing spree, and the whole movie ends up making no
sense.
The plot feels
like it’s just looking for excuses to stab people, recycling the same tired
gimmicks that don’t mean anything anymore in this beaten-up franchise. High
school seniors who are jerks? Yep, they have to be stabbed. A man chasing a
girl who’s not interested in him? Stabbed. And of course, a couple about to
have a sexy night? What’s a slasher movie without punishing them for that? How
dare they, with bad guys lurking about—they get stabbed too. This stereotypical
nonsense, meant to mark the end of the franchise (for now), completely ruined
it. Honestly, I hope I never have to care about this franchise getting revived
in my lifetime.
I’ve been
watching this series for as long as I can remember. I’ve seen some of the
movies and skipped others, but the bottom line has always been that Michael
Myers survives.
Spoiler Alert
In this movie,
they supposedly wanted to bring the franchise to a close, but it seems they
couldn’t figure out how to do that without piling on unnecessary new stories.
Instead of giving us some deep detective work or an engaging mystery, they
resorted to the same old clichés. Four years after the events of Halloween
Kills (2021), everyone is still acting like Michael Myers is some
boogeyman.
Why couldn’t we
have gotten a deeper, more mysterious plot, with Myers committing kills on the
side while the hunt for him continues? Nope, the writers said. Instead, Myers
has been living in some underground hideout by himself for four years, waiting
for the right time to reappear.
Then Corey
stumbles into Myers’ path by accident. They lock eyes, and suddenly a
"bond" is formed. The movie’s big climax? Both bad guys (Myers and
Corey) get killed. Sure, that was a pleasing result—mainly because this movie
was such a waste of time—but it didn’t redeem all the hours I’ve invested in
this franchise. Out of this revived trilogy, only the
first film (Halloween (2018)) made any sense. These last two? A
complete waste of time.
They barely used
Myers in this movie, which was disappointing. Instead, they wasted most of the
runtime focusing on this new kid, Corey, who ended up being useless anyway. If
Myers could supposedly see into Corey’s soul, why choose him as his protégé in the
first place?