The Out-Laws (2023)
2/10
Starring
Adam
DeVine
Nina
Dobrev
Ellen
Barkin
Pierce
Brosnan
Directed
by Tyler Spindel
I am envious of Adam Sandler and
the deal he has with Netflix to produce movies for them. I guess when you have
an empty library because other production companies remove their content from
your platform, you’ll allow anything and everything in just to fill the space.
This film was released on Netflix
last week, and to be honest, the only thing it’s good for is filling space.
There is nothing worth watching here. The moment the new in-laws (Billy and
Lilly, played by Pierce Brosnan and Ellen Barkin respectively) walked in and
our lead (Owen, played by Adam DeVine) met them, the whole film unraveled. It
lost everything that had me interested and became a total mess of a production.
Here’s the skinny on the plot:
Owen and Parker are about to get married. We meet Owen’s family, who are, like
in all movies, too goofy to be real. But Parker’s parents aren’t around, and it
seems they’ll miss the wedding. Then, a call comes through saying they’re
coming, and Owen is thrilled—but Parker is oddly reserved.
Owen starts digging into Parker’s
parents and does something no one would ever do—he calls a place they’re
connected to and asks for photos of them. Somehow, he thinks this is a great
idea. It turns out the place he called isn’t exactly legitimate, and Parker’s
parents are wanted by the “bad guys,” who are yet another goofy bunch. So,
Owen’s call and leaving his details behind does more harm than good.
There’s a disconnect between the
actors that makes you wonder how the director or casting team let it slip. The
chemistry between Ellen Barkin and Nina Dobrev was particularly bad.
Another horrible aspect of this
film is how Pierce Brosnan seemed like he was in a completely different movie.
He was too much of a character compared to everyone else, and I couldn’t figure
out if this was good or bad for him as an actor. Either way, it didn’t fit the
film’s context at all.
This is a truly horrible film, no
matter when you watch it. There has to be something better you could do with
your time.
Why Netflix feels it’s OK to
allow movies like this to be produced is beyond me. They’ve had great films
that are worth watching twice over instead of this. Here, the characters never
seem real, and the plot felt like something a three-year-old made up on the
spot when asked to tell a story.
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