The Man from Toronto (2022)
2/10
Starring
Kevin Hart
Woody Harrelson
Kaley Cuoco
Jasmine Mathews
Lela Loren
Directed by Patrick Hughes
So, Sony made a
bad movie and then sold the distribution rights to Netflix. Well, that’s good
marketing for Sony and a bad purchase for Netflix. When is Netflix going to
learn to either make good movies or get good movies? This movie was awful.
The chemistry
between Kevin Hart and Woody Harrelson is non-existent. That’s not even the
worst part of this movie—it’s the characters they portray. Kevin plays Teddy, a
man who is so annoying and unrealistic that it goes over my head how the
director let this happen. The idea of making Teddy a person who never shuts up,
even in situations where he is about to die, is one of the worst movie mistakes
I have seen. Who goes on a talking spree after surviving a plane crash,
witnessing a man kill other people, and being sent on a mission to infiltrate a
political killer’s home? Nobody I know would find these situations a good place
to keep talking non-stop.
Then there’s
Woody’s character, the Man from Toronto, who is supposed to be a ruthless
killer with no emotions. Sadly, all through this movie, his reason for keeping
Teddy alive started to fade fast, and still, this man failed to just put a
bullet in Teddy’s head—even if for no reason but to make his mouth stop moving.
Hart talked so much, I yelled at the screen, “Shut up!!”
The plot is
about a local screw-up named Teddy, who decided to make up for years of
screw-ups and take his wife on a beautiful getaway for her birthday. He
mistakenly goes to the wrong house, where the occupants were expecting the Man
from Toronto. When he saw that they wanted him to torture someone for fear of
getting himself killed, he played along. He got the information they needed
without lifting a finger to torture anyone. The place was set to be raided, and
it was. Teddy was captured, and since his arrival, the occupants had sent his
profile picture to their boss, saying they had made contact with the Man from
Toronto. The FBI asks Teddy to continue to play along until they catch the man
they’re after.
The Man from
Toronto watches from the sidelines as all this takes place. He catches up with
Teddy before he goes on the next mission, and the two work together to get the
next piece of information before Toronto decides what he wants to do with
Teddy.
In the end, you
have a movie filled with promising stars who never mesh on screen and a script
that never took off.
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