Home on the Range (2004)
6/10
Starring the voices of
Roseanne Barr
Judi Dench
Jennifer Tilly
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Directed by Will Finn and John Sanford
Home on the
Range is not a bad film, but it is far from superb, and its tale is easily
forgettable, with characters that make little to no impact on the mind. It
comes across as an animation made directly for children, who won’t bother to
think too much about what’s going on the screen but will be amazed by the
colors and the numerous jumps around.
The animation’s
intended reach surprises me. I don’t understand how Disney expected this to be
a box-office hit. I feel the story and animation are fair enough for a
direct-to-DVD release, but leave it to Disney to go overboard. Here’s something
I don’t get: they made Brother
Bear (2003) with $46 million, which was a huge box office success, then
decided to make this with over $100 million. I don’t get it.
Why invest so
much in an animation whose story is very basic, with no emotional tie like Brother
Bear (2003)? There’s no deep comedy like Tarzan or
The
Emperor’s New Groove, or even action-adventure like Atlantis:
The Lost Empire or Treasure
Planet. And forget about the soundtrack, because that too doesn’t
compare to the songs in the animations before it.
The animation
drops us flat in a western setting, where we meet Maggie, the only cow left on
her ranch after an outlaw known as Alameda Slim stole all the cows. This outlaw
cow wrangler is capable of stealing all the cows from numerous ranches in one
night, without much noise. When the owners wake up, they see that all their
cows are gone.
Maggie’s owner
is left distressed and financially downtrodden and sells Maggie off to Pearl
Gesner, a kind old woman who runs a small farm called Patch of Heaven. The
sheriff informs Pearl that her farm will be taken over by the bank if she fails
to pay the $750 loan she took.
Well, Maggie got
an idea and managed to get the two other cows on the farm to go along with her.
There’s Grace, the ever-happy resident, and Mrs. Calloway, the cow who seems to
be running things on the farm.
The plan was to
first get the sheriff’s horse, a show-off wannabe who wants to be ridden by a
famous bounty hunter. That plan didn’t go well, as the horse was obnoxious and
proud. The second plan was to capture the notorious cow wrangler and get the
reward money.
They went for
the second plan, and we get to watch how these three cows battle a cow wrangler
who has special skills he uses to get cows to do what he wants.
In the end, I can see why many may forget that such an animation was made.
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